Once upon a time you were allowed to fuck her twice a year
Once upon a time you were allowed to fuck her twice a year. Once on your birthday and once on the anniversary of your marriage.
Then, three years ago, she gave you this dildo to wear... Ever since, you were allowed to fuck her more -oh yes!
But always with this dildo. Not with your real penis. You'll never get to fuck me with that useless penis of yours again." she said. Do you still hope she will change her mind?